Male underwear is boring. This is fact. Whether it’s loose fitting boxers, tight Y-fronts or jockey style underwear it serves a purpose-to hold and possibly protect your bits from being caught in a zipper. And that’s it. It can be decorative in terms of what’s printed on it or fun but sexy? That’s a tricky one.
Of course, sexy male underwear exists. It’s just that it’s mainly in the form of satin thongs, leopard print posing pouches or some kind of novelty face or ‘hat’ to contain your bits. Funny, sure. Sexy, no. It’s definitely not as good as conveying the ‘I’m in the mood for something kinky’ message female underwear is.